Mamma mia! It's time for another episode of "THEY SPEAK: THE PODCAST"! Remember the wheat crisis that turned us Italians into carb-craving zombies? Well, things have taken an even more absurd turn. After the Influenzati saved us by teaching how to grow wheat in our backyards, one might think we'd be content with our daily … Continue reading OnlyBuns: the hottest and most dangerous social media phenomenon.
Apparently, "They Speak Italian 2" is not limited to just an album and an ebook. I couldn't wait to announce the launch of "THEY SPEAK", an imaginary podcast but not too imaginary. Mike and Sarah will keep you company, exchanging opinions on "They Speak Italian 2", my new synthwave horror story-album. I'll leave the floor … Continue reading “THEY SPEAK: The Podcast” is here!
Well yes, Halloween has arrived, that period in which I enjoy bringing out the horror side in me and, as you know well, I always do it while having fun. Year 2022: I had released an EP in which Italians had become zombies due to carbohydrate deficiencies. It was the year of They Speak Italian. … Continue reading “They Speak Italian 2” out now: A synthwave horror journey through Italian cuisine.
That time of the year, mmh?Exactly, Halloween is around the corner, and for a very long time I’ve been planning to continue the story of our Italian zombies, which began in 2022 with They Speak Italian.For Halloween 2023, I brought you the vinyl records with a Deluxe version (and the surprises didn’t end there), then … Continue reading They Speak Italian 2. They are coming.
Remember when we used to spend hours in front of our computers, typing commands like "open fridge" and "eat pizza" in those text adventure games? Well, your favorite Italian synthwave maestro (that's me, in case you're new here) has cooked up something that's going to tickle your nostalgia neurons and possibly make you crave a … Continue reading They Speak Italian: Interactive Horror Synthwave text-based game.
Today is World Pasta Day and it's such a good excuse to talk a little more about pasta & friends. I thought maybe it would be interesting to explain my latest work to those who have already read the story but also to those who still have to do it. "They speak Italian" is about … Continue reading There’s a message for you. A deep one.
The merchandise for "They Speak Italian" is up! Now you can find my zombie-proof T-shirts in many variants and colors. I suggest you choose the dark red so you can hide the ragù spots. Travel coffee mugs. They can contain up to 20 cups of espresso for stronger resistance in case of a zombie attack. … Continue reading Coasters for limoncello, zombieproof T-shirts and much more in my shop.
As announced in the previous article, the situation here in Italy has taken a dramatic turn:People have been deprived of carbohydrates derived from starchy products and turned into zombies. https://youtu.be/4wDJmL83gVI Or rather: this would have happened in an imaginary near future in my mind.I wrote a mini horror story as a gadget of my new … Continue reading They are hungry. They speak Italian.
Writing a concept album is always an extraordinary adventure.We must completely detach ourselves from reality and enter a story that will gradually forge more and more details and colors, until it's defined and concluded as the stories that we have been taught in school age. One of the most complex concepts I've ever written so … Continue reading Will they still speak Italian?
Halloween has arrived and - you know - I always have fun to write some spooky synthwave tunes. Milan seems to have stopped due to the pandemic, but something is moving in the darkness of the Milanese hinterland. My new track for Halloween 2020 is "Zombies from Milan". The custom illustration is from Powder Slut … Continue reading Breaking news: zombie attack in Milan!
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