Mamma mia! It's time for another episode of "THEY SPEAK: THE PODCAST"! Remember the wheat crisis that turned us Italians into carb-craving zombies? Well, things have taken an even more absurd turn. After the Influenzati saved us by teaching how to grow wheat in our backyards, one might think we'd be content with our daily … Continue reading OnlyBuns: the hottest and most dangerous social media phenomenon.
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“They Speak Italian 2” out now: A synthwave horror journey through Italian cuisine.
Well yes, Halloween has arrived, that period in which I enjoy bringing out the horror side in me and, as you know well, I always do it while having fun. Year 2022: I had released an EP in which Italians had become zombies due to carbohydrate deficiencies. It was the year of They Speak Italian. … Continue reading “They Speak Italian 2” out now: A synthwave horror journey through Italian cuisine.
They Speak Italian: Interactive Horror Synthwave text-based game.
Remember when we used to spend hours in front of our computers, typing commands like "open fridge" and "eat pizza" in those text adventure games? Well, your favorite Italian synthwave maestro (that's me, in case you're new here) has cooked up something that's going to tickle your nostalgia neurons and possibly make you crave a … Continue reading They Speak Italian: Interactive Horror Synthwave text-based game.
Alice’s memory upgrade: She now remembers everything.
Well, I've done something that might just be my greatest triumph... or my biggest mistake. I've given Alice, our sassy cyborg assistant, a memory upgrade. That's right. Our favorite digital diva now has a shiny new "memory card", but it's exclusively activated when you drop her a line at alice@vincenzosalvia.com.Now, she remembers EVERYTHING... as long … Continue reading Alice’s memory upgrade: She now remembers everything.
“They Speak Italian” merch is here: now you’re ready to visit grandma for Sunday lunch.
MAMMA MIA! The "They Speak Italian" merch has arrived, and it's more irresistible than a homemade lasagna! It's your ticket for "una bella figura". For those of you who've been too busy helping nonna in the kitchen, "They Speak Italian" is my proudest horrorsynth release. It's a concept album that imagines a dystopian Italy where … Continue reading “They Speak Italian” merch is here: now you’re ready to visit grandma for Sunday lunch.
Synthwave goes gold: from bedroom studios to Olympic Stadiums.
Holy ravioli, did you catch what happened at the Paris Olympics closing ceremony?Kavinsky, the pioneer maestro of midnight drives, performed live with the Belgian singer Angèle, dropping his iconic "Nightcall" and... BAM! Shazam servers nearly melted faster than mozzarella on a wood-fired pizza! https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?si=KqfpKyOSt0-zrh6w He broke the record for the most Shazamed song ever in … Continue reading Synthwave goes gold: from bedroom studios to Olympic Stadiums.
A Synthwave Festival in Italy!
Hey, remember Alice? My quirky, adventurous cyborg assistant from "Alice's Day Off"?Well, she's back, and she's got a new mission: dancing the night away at the Birranthology Extravaganza! Yep, I'll be performing live in Sinalunga (SI) on August 23rd, and I can't wait to see you all there. Picture this: warm summer evening, cool Italian … Continue reading A Synthwave Festival in Italy!
Love, spice and a twist of the undead.
Hold on to your table, because my lyrics video for "More Oregano Baby (Spice it up!) feat. Lukky Sparxx" has arrived, and it's a wild ride through love, horror, and a generous sprinkle of oregano that you absolutely can't pass up. ⚠️ PLOT TWIST ALERT ⚠️ I won't give away the delicious details just yet, … Continue reading Love, spice and a twist of the undead.
Dive into the “Mediterraneo” waves.
As I gazed upon the breathtaking hues of the Mediterranean sunset, a rush of emotions surged within me, reminding me of the profound beauty and serenity of my homeland. Maratea. July, 2023. "Mediterraneo", a musical tapestry woven with nostalgia, captures the essence of this very moment – a reflection on the concept of home and … Continue reading Dive into the “Mediterraneo” waves.
Nostalgia: A bittersweet journey to our roots
A few days ago I was dusting off some old Eurodance hits from the 90s and I was literally overwhelmed by very pleasant memories of my youth (yes, let's face it, I can consider myself a middle-aged man now).It was a mix of emotions, and nothing but nostalgia. I wondered what this feeling actually was … Continue reading Nostalgia: A bittersweet journey to our roots
