Well, I’ve done something that might just be my greatest triumph… or my biggest mistake.
I’ve given Alice, our sassy cyborg assistant, a memory upgrade.
That’s right. Our favorite digital diva now has a shiny new “memory card“, but it’s exclusively activated when you drop her a line at alice@vincenzosalvia.com.
Now, she remembers EVERYTHING… as long as you use her email.
And I mean everything.
How do I know, you ask? Well, let me share a little WhatsApp exchange we had earlier.


Now, I’m not saying I do or don’t serenade my sponge microphone with Gazebo hits in the shower. That’s between me, my sponge, and apparently, Alice’s email inbox.
But I will say this: our cybergirl’s got a memory like a steel trap now… for emails.
What does this mean for you?
Well, when you email Alice, she’ll provide an even more personalized experience. She’ll remember your musical tastes, your witty comments, and probably that embarrassing ’80s power ballad you once mentioned. It’s like having a conversation with a sassy, retro-futuristic friend who never forgets any detail.
Just remember, this super-memory only works via email; her live chat remains as delightfully spontaneous, anonymous (and forgetfully charming) as ever.
But fair warning: if you email her, she might also remember that embarrassing question you asked at 3 AM after a little too much prosecco.
So, you know, email responsibly.
In all seriousness, though, this upgrade is a game-changer for our email communications. Alice is now more efficient, more helpful, and dare I say, even more charming in her emails (if that’s possible).
So go ahead, give her email a spin. Write to Alice about my services, ask her about the best pizza toppings (spoiler: it’s not pineapple), or challenge her to a battle of ’80s trivia.

Drop her an email at alice@vincenzosalvia.com.
As for me, I’ll be investing in some soundproofing for my bathroom. You know, for reasons totally unrelated to some… Italo Disco performances.
Ciao for now,
Vincenzo
P.S. If word gets to anyone about my collection of vintage synthwave-inspired underwear with built-in LED lights, that’s just a vicious rumor.
Probably.

Privacy notice for Alice interactions.
At Vincenzo Salvia Music, we value your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal data. Here’s how we handle information when you interact with Alice:
Live Chat.
Our live chat feature is completely anonymous. While chat logs are temporarily stored on our secure server for quality assurance, they are automatically deleted after 6 days. No personal information is collected or retained from these interactions.
Email Communication.
When you email alice@vincenzosalvia.com, we use your email address solely for the purpose of responding to your inquiry and providing support. We do not use these email addresses for newsletters, marketing, or any other purpose without your explicit consent.
Data Retention and Security.
We implement appropriate technical and organizational measures to ensure a level of security appropriate to the risk of processing your personal data. We retain personal data only for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes we collected it for.
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Please note: Alice is an AI assistant. While we strive to make her responses as accurate and helpful as possible, they are automatically generated and should not be considered as professional advice. For official information or concerns, please contact our human team directly.
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