“They Speak Italian” merch is here: now you’re ready to visit grandma for Sunday lunch.

MAMMA MIA! The “They Speak Italian” merch has arrived, and it’s more irresistible than a homemade lasagna!

It’s your ticket for “una bella figura”.

For those of you who’ve been too busy helping nonna in the kitchen, “They Speak Italian” is my proudest horrorsynth release. It’s a concept album that imagines a dystopian Italy where carbs are outlawed.
Can you imagine?

Now, just like nonna always has a variety of dishes on her Sunday table, I’ve got a feast of designs for you to choose from.

  • Your life for a bruschetta – Fresh Basil Green
  • The carbohydrate regime – Trattoria Stone Grey
  • The Influenzati – Midnight Espresso Black
  • The rime of the ancient marinara – Classic Marinara Red
  • The rime of the ancient marinara – Arrabbiata Passion Red
  • More oregano, baby! – Rustic Oregano Green
  • Ghetto Spaghetto – Midnight Espresso Black
  • The Influenzati – Classic Marinara Red
  • Ghetto spaghetto – Midnight Espresso Black
Shop now!

Each design is available on all merchandise items (t-shirts, hoodies, etc.) and comes in different colors.

  • “Midnight Espresso” Black
  • “Trattoria Stone” Grey
  • “Classic Marinara” Red
  • “Arrabbiata Passion” Dark red
  • “Fresh Basil” Green
  • “Rustic Oregano” Dark green
  • “Olive Whisper” Dark green

Visit my shop and grab your favorite design before grandma says “Eat! Eat!”.

Shop now!

Warning: These garments are not marinara-proof.

Discover more from Vincenzo Salvia

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Enter your comment